I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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