I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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