Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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