So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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