Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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