I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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