dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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