I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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