my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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