You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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