I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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