wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
