it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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