The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
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i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Come on in and take your pants off
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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