everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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