Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize