feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
honey bunches of taint.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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