just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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