ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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