i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
do herpes really smell.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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