I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
my poor anus
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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