Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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