Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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