Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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