My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Terrible idea I love it
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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