He passed out mid-signature
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
