Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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