Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Who died my cat blue again?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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