I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We left the knife in your bed.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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