But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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