he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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