you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
