Whoa Z and x make the same sound
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
whose parrot is this?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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