Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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