turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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