Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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