You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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