Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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