420 ftw
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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