Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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