yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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