I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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