Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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