so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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