It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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