I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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