i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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