you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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