i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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