O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize