glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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