And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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