I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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