Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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